April Fools: Here Have an Award

Early reports indicate that several of our members were already receiving invitations to join other clans. Apparently some of you boobs wanted to go off and start your own clan - oddly enough named after certain fowl game and poultry.

Yes, it was a damn joke. Yes, it was Sick's idea. I heard from my bro that a couple of XsTs actually believed it to be real - for this I apologise. To the rest of you, thanks for playing along and extending the punking not only onto ourselves but the collective collateral punkin' we brought down on the community. LOL.

Okay, moving on. We would like to take this opportunity to hand out some awards again. As you guys already know, every now and then (when we feel like it), we hand out awards to players who have performed exceptionally well.

This round of awards goes to Xeon, Duece, Mut and Ville. Congrats to Xeon for the first double-crown M.I.R.V. award in rocketeering - racking up 350 hours on soldier and counting. Duece, awarded for demolitions and exemplar collateral damage, along with persistent rigging of key installations. Ville, for the precision elimination of opponents, he's pulled off some amazing shots lately - respect.

As for Mut, we're awarding her a second S.P.I.E. award and a crown in Foreign Agency Recognition for being invited to The Gentlemen's Club, in the company of the elusive Mr. Tickle and Mr. Gentle. Kudos.

Three more awards going out to !? (Q), Spiddy and our rather fascist regimental sergeant major, Truman. Q's asked that he sits out from some games and Good Teams as he's made plans elsewhere - big shoutout to Q for always being siao onz when there's a match or whatever to come and join in our ranks. Our ol' boy Spiddy deserves an award too for filling in for everyone and anyone when we so often lack a class for a game. Most notably, Spiddy's been an engineer, heavy and medic in our most desperate moments, for this we commend you. Both Q and Spiddy have been awarded the Laurels of HONOUR.

Last but never the least, Truman, the one and only mother of all control freaks. For all the times you're calmly disseminating orders to the times when you're screaming over voicechat, making everyone panic - for this we thank you and award you the Laurel of LEADERSHIP.

XsT is also extending an award to ICP, our TFC oldbie brothers in arms. A huge thank you for Making Good Teams with us. We're looking forward to more Good Teamings! Here's a Laurel of CAMARADERIE for our near-nightly games.

We're also extending a special mention to CM1 for their perseverance in the recent games we've had together. Against the odds of high-ping, power failures, hardware defects and all sorts of random delays, you guys pressed on and earned our utmost respect for your outstanding sportsmanship. We truly say "gg" to you guys and award you the Laurel of PERSEVERANCE.

Administration wise, we're pleased to introduce our new medic, Bling. He's playing TF2 with 512MB of RAM. Anyone wishing to contribute a stick of RAM can do so by sending a private message to any of the admins, who will then arrange the necessary transaction. Welcome aboard.

That's about it for now. I heard from some very reliable sources that ASSIE called Hozay at 3 in the morning to tell him that XsT disbanded. To Hoz, we're truly sorry for the inconvenience we've caused by disrupting your beauty sleep. To ASSIE we respect your dedication to the Good Team consortium but, "LOL NOOB YOU JUST GOT PUNKED HAHA." Whatever, we love you both long long.


Edit from Sick-|XsT|:
"Even if we consistently lose to team of 10yr kids with only 1 hand (3 fingers on that hand), 90% blind in both eyes, suffer from parkinsons and just installed TF2 30 seconds ago, we don't give a shit! Team XsT is family. And that means no one gets left behind*."

*Except when its April Fools.